Stupid Celebrity quotes

Everyone says a stupid thing every once in a while. Here's a list of stupid quotes, said by famous people.

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush

«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»
- Linda Evangelista

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"If you're living in an area with a bad school, move to a place where there's a better school." - Lamar Alexander, former Secretary of Education, explaining his ideas on what parents of children who attend poorly funded urban or rural schools should do to solve the problem.

"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted." - Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." - Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post." - Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked whether he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices.

"And now the sequence of events, in no particular order." - Dan Rather, television news anchor

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

"And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" - David Coleman, Sports commentator

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining to the media how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths." - Frank Broyles, College football coach

"Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl." - Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins

"To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too." - Matt Millen, NFL Football player, of the Raiders

«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

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